This was another Budweiser real men off genius moment, every Sunday on the way home from the mx tracks the real games began you would always catch some one napping in the fast lane and you could smash there mirror spray a can off beer etc ( we all had extended cargo vans with no windows so it was easy to sneak up on some one with mirrors that stuck out a mile long on these metal bars ) so getting back to the ride home me and my copilot at the time see billy ( a hippy racer that was about 10 years older than me but from my town ) strolling down the left lane in Chevy step van ( I think it was a old delivery bread truck ) with his passenger door wide open . We started to look around for some thing to prank him with ,we only had bottled beer and we new our mirrors didnt line up with his , and then we spotted the bottle rockets in the center console , took one slugged the beer put it in the bottle took the zippo and lit it , f... We missed ,all along his tunes where so loud he didn't even hear the warning shot , so we stuck the other 19 in the bottle put a glove on the first one burned my hand, and proceed to fire away , according to billy about 5 made a direct hit in side the cab , and they where landing under his feet ,the first blast made him jerk it 2 wheels off the road and look down , the second one made him jump up on his seat by that time he was four wheels in the grass median , back doors swinging wide open milk crates off gear and oil spilling out the back bud cans rolling all over the grass , finally getting stuck in the mud in the median , boy was he pissed . He hunted me down for two weeks and when he finally caught me I don't think I even had as many bone bruze s at one time , many years latter he told me , He though the tranny was coming through the floor so that's why he was feet on the seat and after the 2nd rocket and being 4 wheels off he was just in survivor mode also the cooler that was next to him had ejected a bunch off shaken beer up cans and they where exploding all over his glasses , and he was stuck in the mud and the kicker was the ny state police swore up side down he was wasted , they kept asking him the same questions over and over until the tow truck came , there where not buying his fire works story .
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