OK, this comes down to me being a retard.
I read somewhere about the boot having a metal ring at the bottom... figure this was something substantial that got pressed on. So when I spent the first 5 minutes with it... let's just say I was trying to pry the @#&^$ ball joint off, not the dust boot.
When I got back from vacation today, I had a couple of new dust boots amongst some other goodies waiting for me in a package on the porch. One look at them and I realized I had been "doing it wrong". Ran out to the garage, grabbed a screwdriver, and 20 seconds later the dust boot was off. Easy peasy. I *knew* it couldn't be as hard as I was making it out to be!