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[LarryKing]

I received the following PM on Mazdaracers:

Hello, (angellbemba@yahoo.com) My name is Miss Angel , I saw your profile today and became interested in learning more about you Please, I want you send mail to my e-mail address (angellbemba/@ /yahoo /. /c /o/m), so I can give you my picture and tell you more about me, your angel I wish you best have a good day thanks to your Angel

Miss Angel must be into moose, or possibly squirrels, maybe both at once (that's HAWT!)

Profile says that the darling Miss A. lives in "New Land". While I'm not widely travelled, I'm not familiar with "New Land"



Dearest Angel, Thank you for your lovely note and your interest in me. I can tell you that I prefer variously dense mixed forest, conifers, 10 to 14 feet high, dwarf-birch, alder and willows bogs and streams, and only those zones where the average summer temperature does not much exceed 60* Fahrenheit.

I'm certain your photo would be beautiful, however I prefer my system without viruses, and I'm a one squirrel moose.

Best wishes,
BJM

[Danny Steyn]

Damn, and I thought she was sincere when she PM'd me this morning. Two timing little strumpet!!!

[Steve D]

You should see the PMs that "MIss Angel" <cough>Drago<cough> sends to Dewhurst.

[Dave Lewis]

No PM, but I did get an email. Apparently joined today but her profile says "banned" ??????

[Todd Tagget]

haha,, that's nothing.. you should see some of the PM's that are going around on Pelican Parts here's one

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a
garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a
pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach
sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped
out of their sockets.



I really hope that you get curb-stomped. It'd be hilarious to see you
begging for help, and then someone stomps on the back of your head,
leaving you to die in horrible, agonizing pain.


STFU, before you get your face bashed in and cut
to ribbons, and your throat slit.
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[LarryKing]

Sorry about that Todd - I was having a bad day.

[Ron Alan]

Angel got around last night!

[Todd Tagget]

Sorry about that Todd - I was having a bad day.

LOL ,, on the other hand had you responded to her,you've have found there's a bank account in Africa that she needs help in obtaining the funds from