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It's about time we start this as we're 2 weeks out.

 

My predictions:

 

1) Haldeman

2) Drago

3) Steyn

 

 

I was looking forward to being King of the Group B Larry's but since the SM Deux is only going to be a handful of backpackers I guess I'll need to step it up. I'd be happy with a top 30.

 

I promise not to sticker all of your cars again at night.

 

 

[Danica Davison]

I promise not to sticker all of your cars again at night.

 

Just tea-bagging the cars instead?

 

Edit: I still have some NSFW pictures on my phone from the Sebring Champs last year

[Jim Drago]

Blake Clements told me Chris shouldn't even bother coming.. Something about there is a new sheriff in town and his name is BFC!

[Danica Davison]

Blake Clements told me Chris shouldn't even bother coming.. Something about there is a new sheriff in town and his name is BFC!

 

Bahahaha. Blake is starting to sound a lot like me ... Can't even win a regional but says he will win the big show

[Caveman-kwebb99]

we need to start a few poll's 

 

How Many transmissions will BFC have to change durring the week?

 

How many positions will Dargo lose from a spin on the warm up lap in one or all of the races?

 

How many female racers will be aproached to do nude modeling at that track by Adept danny?

 

After having announced that serious tech will be preformed post race what is the chance that all drivers in the shed will vote that they are all ok to just skip tech and head home?

 

How many SM's will be sent to the dyno to prove that nobody is cheating?

 

How many cars will come home with no windshields or back windows?

 

How much money in tires will toyo make on championship week after paying out 75k?

[Xav]

we need to start a few poll's 

 

How Many transmissions will BFC have to change durring the week?

 

How many positions will Dargo lose from a spin on the warm up lap in one or all of the races?

 

How many female racers will be aproached to do nude modeling at that track by Adept danny?

 

After having announced that serious tech will be preformed post race what is the chance that all drivers in the shed will vote that they are all ok to just skip tech and head home?

 

How many SM's will be sent to the dyno to prove that nobody is cheating?

 

How many cars will come home with no windshields or back windows?

 

How much money in tires will toyo make on championship week after paying out 75k?

 

These are some serious questions..  =)

 

Who's Dargo? =P

[powerss]

we need to start a few poll's 

 

How Many transmissions will BFC have to change durring the week?

 

How many positions will Dargo lose from a spin on the warm up lap in one or all of the races?

 

How many female racers will be aproached to do nude modeling at that track by Adept danny?

 

After having announced that serious tech will be preformed post race what is the chance that all drivers in the shed will vote that they are all ok to just skip tech and head home?

 

How many SM's will be sent to the dyno to prove that nobody is cheating?

 

How many cars will come home with no windshields or back windows?

 

How much money in tires will toyo make on championship week after paying out 75k?

 

Hey! Are you allowed to post in here?  I don't see your name on the entry list?  

 

Since you won't be on the grid will we at least be seeing you down there tea-bagging some cars? LOL.

 

I don't think there are any lawn to mow so I don't think you will pull that flame out on me.    Seriously though, I hope you come down.

[LarryKing]

How Many transmissions will BFC have to change durring the week?  Is six enough, is eight too many

 

How many positions will Dargo lose from a spin on the warm up lap in one or all of the races?  He was seventh

 

How many female racers will be aproached to do nude modeling at that track by Adept danny?  All of them (He's the Hefner of SM)

 

After having announced that serious tech will be preformed post race what is the chance that all drivers in the shed will vote that they are all ok to just skip tech and head home?  50/50

 

How many SM's will be sent to the dyno to prove that nobody is cheating?  Just dargo's

 

How many cars will come home with no windshields or back windows?  The answer is blowing in the wind

 

How much money in tires will toyo make on championship week after paying out 75k?  Money doesn't matter, Toyo is in it for the warm feeling they get

[Danica Davison]

we need to start a few poll's 
 
How Many transmissions will BFC have to change durring the week? Zero. Blake doesn't know how to turn a wrench. But, XFactor crew guys will have to change at least one per day on his car.
 
How many positions will Dargo lose from a spin on the warm up lap in one or all of the races? Everybody except for Blake ... since Blake broke his trans pulling off of the grid.
 
How many female racers will be aproached to do nude modeling at that track by Adept danny? Hopefully all of them. But, only if they are hot. 
 
After having announced that serious tech will be preformed post race what is the chance that all drivers in the shed will vote that they are all ok to just skip tech and head home?  They Drive Harder in NASA, not Tech Harder. This is a stupid question.
 
How many SM's will be sent to the dyno to prove that nobody is cheating?  They should dyno every single car so we can see how much faster the cars of the mid-pack drivers are.
 
How many cars will come home with no windshields or back windows?  Hmm. Tough call. But, I'm sure Dargo's will be the first to get blown out.  Hopefully SMMD Window Glass will be there to help out the victims.
 
How much money in tires will toyo make on championship week after paying out 75k?  Well, they already make you buy a set for the final ... so they make their money back right away. Not counting all of the tires people will buy leading up to it.

[MPR22]

When did Jim change his last name? 

[Danica Davison]

When did Jim change his last name?

 

Jim didn't. We are talking about James Dargo.

[MPR22]

Jim didn't. We are talking about James Dargo.

Ah.  Thanks for the clarification. 

 

FYI I have been told the cars go much faster without their rear windows.  

[Danny Steyn]

Ah.  Thanks for the clarification. 

 

FYI I have been told the cars go much faster without their rear windows.  

 

We will miss you on the track Michael, hope that you will still make the race as a spectator

[Jim Drago]

We will miss you on the track Michael, hope that you will still make the race as a spectator

Says the guy who didn't spend two weeknds vacuuming glass out of his car  

[Danny Steyn]

Says the guy who didn't spend two weeknds vacuuming glass out of his car

 

two weekends - you must suck at vacuuming dude!!!! 

[Danica Davison]

two weekends - you must suck at vacuuming dude!!!!

 

Well ... that is a woman's job.

[Alex Piku]

Well ... that is a woman's job.

 

Whoa John, this is the 2018 NASA Champs Smack Thread.  I think the 1957 NASA Champs Smack Thread is here http://goo.gl/vBifEx

[Jim Drago]

two weekends - you must suck at vacuuming dude!!!! 

back glass roughly 1500x500 mm and breaks into about 2.5 mm squares, 120,000 of them that explode and go all over:)   

[MPR22]

back glass roughly 1500x500 mm and breaks into about 2.5 mm squares, 120,000 of them that explode and go all over:)   

Now that you have done the math, the magnitude of my asshattery is more glaring.

[Jim Drago]

Now that you have done the math, the magnitude of my asshattery is more glaring.

And you know if I was pissed I wouldn't be making jokes..  water under the bridge