Well since the other smack threads are dying, other than poking fun at Spencer, it is time to turn our attentions to the next smack thread! One of the best races of the year down in Florida, the Turkey Trot. It is just like the January Majors, but without all the sticker tires/stress/BS. Sad to see no Tum and OPM going! Also, no Selin Jr which is sad. Leverone normally races, but I think has rented out all his cars . It is a little disappointing because there are only ~40 cars registered, and normally there are
But on the bright side, we have the caveman coming down! Also, they may not be registered yet, but I heard we have Joey G (Go TRUMP fkers) driving the Purple Crown Royal car, and Anthony Geraci racing another one of Gibbon's cars. Also not registered yet are P$ in his new build, Todd Buras, and Nick Soriano.
Eric Servick
Mike Tabernero
Jeff Labounty
Linda Lemelin
John Davison
Chris Lefferdink
Chris Bremer
Derik Royal
Alfred Goenner
Leif Bertelsen
Cory Collum
Alex Acosta
Lance Bergstein
Kyle Webb
Alfred Thomas
Charles Junger
William Squillace
Kent Hoffman
Mark Gibbons
Stan Winokur
Greg Kimble
Norman Fuller
Wiliam Pahl
James Friedhofer
Robert Coneybeer
Brad Kitchen
Richard Collins
Jamie Tucker
Mical Fountain
Matthew Vanvurst
Amy Mills
Whitfield Gregg
John Lettieri
Jillian Fichter
Patsy Thomas
George Slyman
Andrew Carmody
Selin Rollan
Gary Frierson
Doug Williams
Things to expect:
1.) Alex Acosta getting mad at at least someone.
2.) Kyle Webb complaining about driving a 1.6 and can't keep up.
3.) Somebody getting mad at Alex Acosta for blocking.
4.) At least one Autotechnik car taking another teammate out.
5.) Alex Acosta getting punted for blocking somebody.
6.) John Davison getting confused at least once about setup and asking Cory to fix it.
7.) Spencer Rutherford to comment below saying he would have won this race and he had it in the bag, but his car didn't make it down here.
8.) A very high chance of Gibbons driving his golf cart in the Chateau Bar Lobby and hitting the train horn.
9.) Amy Mill's Zebras spending the night with the Old Dogs (who knows what they will do to it).
Let the Smack commence!